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He replied, “You think I’m gonna stand up and ask for a barf bag? The Saudi and Dutch thought they had very similar beliefs about gays.
He declares. “You idiot, you pooped on a dead frog,” said the other.
What do you call a gay Arab man?
A Hummus Sexual.
What do you call a fat gay guy with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
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What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay boxer?
Fruit punch.
Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
He rode into town and shot up the sheriff!
What is the favorite saying among gays?
“We can’t have babies… but it doesn’t mean we can’t keep trying.”
A man was strolling down the street when he came upon a ladder with the words “Climb the ladder to success” written on it and an arrow pointing up.
He climbed the rickety ladder three stories to a little balcony, curious.
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- Why don’t drag queens ever get cold? Because they always bring shade! ✨
- How do you spot the DJ at a gay bar? They’re the one spinning both records and compliments! Look!”
Jeremiah stands up and asks loudly:
“Could I have a napkin, please?”
Nobody gives a damn.The first person grabs a baseball bat and slams it in his arse.
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America is so racist and homophobic
This joke may contain profanity. And he asks, a little louder, whether anyone has a light. What happened? You even married a woman named Penny, didn’t you?”
And he was relegated to the depths of hell.
When the next straight person comes up to St.
Peter, he adds, “I can’t let you in either because you have an unhealthy obsession with eating. “I did,” the gay man adds as he stands up. They’re going 69, while the boys are still at home packing their sh*t.
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What do you call a Jewish gay man?
A He-blow.
How do two gay men settle an argument?
They step outside and exchange blows.
What do you call a gay in a wheelchair?
RollAIDS.
What happens if you try Sodomy with your boyfriend?
It makes his hole weak.
When a gay man wins cruise tickets, he plans to take his two best friends and their wives, as well as his spouse.
Bartender: "Still not over ... No, honey, it’s called shopping!” 🛍️
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Define Homophobic
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When I came out to my dad, he was surprisingly supportive!
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No one says anything.
The plane lands and everyone gets off except this guy sitting one row behind the gay couple. The pastor gives the man a friendly grin and says, “Thank you so much for such a generous contribution to this church! Share them in the comments below.